XMorbius (8:05:11 PM): Bker... do you know where Chris is?
DJB1002 (8:05:21 PM): yeah
XMorbius (8:05:28 PM): Where
DJB1002 (8:05:33 PM): the high school
DJB1002 (8:05:37 PM): for play practice
XMorbius (8:05:39 PM): Ohhh shit.....
DJB1002 (8:06:08 PM): with Lindesy and ...
DJB1002 (8:06:10 PM): El Slapnuts
XMorbius (8:06:14 PM): Yeah... ugh
XMorbius (8:06:17 PM): I swear
DJB1002 (8:06:22 PM): why?
XMorbius (8:06:39 PM): I need someone to share my anger with David with
DJB1002 (8:06:56 PM): I wasnt going to put Lindesy's name on the same line as that other name
XMorbius (8:07:04 PM): I can see why
DJB1002 (8:07:12 PM): why what did he do now?
XMorbius (8:07:28 PM): David... he is just... a complete and utter retard
DJB1002 (8:07:37 PM): yeah...
DJB1002 (8:07:54 PM): is their something new about that?
XMorbius (8:07:57 PM): Im playing kick the kitty to try and settle me down
XMorbius (8:08:06 PM): No, just that he's reached a new level in stupidity
DJB1002 (8:08:16 PM): really?
DJB1002 (8:08:27 PM): do I even want to ask?
XMorbius (8:08:36 PM): No
DJB1002 (8:08:47 PM): or is this something thats going to make me want to kill someone....
XMorbius (8:08:48 PM): Maybe
XMorbius (8:08:50 PM): I dunno
XMorbius (8:09:10 PM): Basically, let me put it like this
XMorbius (8:09:32 PM): He left his password on AIM so that anyone could use his account, and so everyone did
DJB1002 (8:09:43 PM): haha
XMorbius (8:09:45 PM): I was talking about asking Alex to prom with his little brother
XMorbius (8:09:56 PM): I didn't notice because I figured David was being stupid
DJB1002 (8:09:56 PM): hahaha
DJB1002 (8:10:05 PM): hahaha
XMorbius (8:10:08 PM): yeah
DJB1002 (8:10:14 PM): thats funny
XMorbius (8:10:16 PM): Now I want to kill everyone in his house
DJB1002 (8:10:24 PM): good
XMorbius (8:10:33 PM): Im gonna borrow guns, and kill
DJB1002 (8:10:40 PM): can Slapnuts be at his house?
XMorbius (8:10:46 PM): Sure, why not
DJB1002 (8:10:57 PM): YES
XMorbius (8:10:57 PM): I wont notice who im killing in the frenzy
XMorbius (8:11:04 PM): And Odar
DJB1002 (8:11:08 PM): YES
XMorbius (8:11:11 PM): Im killing Odar, and Dustin, and David, and his Dad...
XMorbius (8:11:16 PM): Davids Dad I menat
XMorbius (8:11:21 PM): Im killing Davids Dad twice
DJB1002 (8:11:30 PM): ok
DJB1002 (8:11:32 PM): haha
XMorbius (8:11:50 PM): Im gonna miss school tomarrow too I think
DJB1002 (8:12:08 PM): wow...your to Kill list is getting kind of long
XMorbius (8:12:27 PM): Yeah, well
XMorbius (8:12:30 PM): Call it the baker in me
XMorbius (8:12:47 PM): Right now heres how it stands
XMorbius (8:13:45 PM): 1. David
2. David
3. Davids Dad (twice)
4. Cody, in a slow painful way
5. Alex, for being related to those steroid-using fuckheads
6. Anyone else I can find nearby

XMorbius (8:13:54 PM): Notice how David gets 2 lines
XMorbius (8:14:27 PM): He dosen't deserve (twice) after his name, he gets 2 lines
XMorbius (8:14:42 PM): Im gonna journey into the after life, and kill him again
DJB1002 (8:15:06 PM): haha
DJB1002 (8:15:18 PM): you left Slapnuts and Odar off the list
XMorbius (8:15:26 PM): 7. Odar
XMorbius (8:15:29 PM): 8. Slapnuts
XMorbius (8:15:31 PM): There
DJB1002 (8:15:35 PM): yeah
XMorbius (8:15:47 PM): Odar, im gonna stick a knife in his forehead
DJB1002 (8:15:48 PM): wow I think yours is longer then mine now....
XMorbius (8:16:05 PM): Then once the sense of pain gets to him, I'll kill him
XMorbius (8:16:17 PM): I think it'll take about 1minute 17 seconds
DJB1002 (8:16:26 PM): haha
XMorbius (8:16:33 PM): And Im gonna rip the ethnic out of Dustin
XMorbius (8:16:43 PM): Take the ethnic, and make it into a blob
DJB1002 (8:16:43 PM): YES
DJB1002 (8:16:53 PM): hahahahaha
DJB1002 (8:16:54 PM): hahaha
XMorbius (8:17:02 PM): Then im gonna use the blob as a guinea pig for a new experiment
XMorbius (8:17:09 PM): the experiment is gonna be kill the ethnic
DJB1002 (8:17:18 PM): ok
XMorbius (8:17:19 PM): Im gonna use dull chopsticks and a marble
DJB1002 (8:17:23 PM): haha
DJB1002 (8:17:35 PM): lol
XMorbius (8:17:46 PM): Then im gonna run around and kill anything that bugs me
XMorbius (8:17:52 PM): ANYTHING baker...
DJB1002 (8:18:07 PM): ....
XMorbius (8:18:13 PM): If a leaf falls on my head and I dont like it... im gonna burn the leaf
DJB1002 (8:18:23 PM): haha
XMorbius (8:18:31 PM): If a bug gets in my way, im gonna stomp on it
DJB1002 (8:18:40 PM): good
XMorbius (8:18:51 PM): MERRICK
XMorbius (8:18:54 PM): him, he's dying
XMorbius (8:19:06 PM): So is hubner, and his sister
DJB1002 (8:19:08 PM): I was wounding how long that would take
XMorbius (8:19:17 PM): I dont like them anymore
DJB1002 (8:19:18 PM): what did they do?
XMorbius (8:19:21 PM): Nothing
XMorbius (8:19:29 PM): I just dont feel like seeing them anymore
DJB1002 (8:19:36 PM): ok
XMorbius (8:19:40 PM): Who else...
DJB1002 (8:19:43 PM): well I got to go for a little bit
XMorbius (8:19:44 PM): Hardee's workers
XMorbius (8:19:50 PM): I dont like them I guess
XMorbius (8:19:53 PM): I wanna kill dammit
XMorbius (8:19:58 PM): Alrighty, cya
Auto response from DJB1002 (8:19:59 PM): Im away from my compter right now, Ill be back soon